Every country that appears on the Lotto Systems website has an associated host. Our lotto systems are very serious our lotto analysis is very real and has taken thousands of hours to get us this far, but we do appreciate that the nature of the contents of the Lotto Systems site will no doubt attract controversy, criticism and in the extremes questionable remarks. In order to be rid of our critics in the most expeditious way possible, we have done them a favour; For those lotto critics who are not endeared by our efforts and serious nature, we believe it may be easier to confirm in their minds, their already bigoted suspicions of us in order that they may leave quietly and without trouble.
With that in mind I dedicate the introduction of our lotto hosts to our critics!
We have spent several months scouring the world meeting with potential lottery balls of all nationalities, creeds and colour in order to bring you the five supreme lotto hosts to the Lotto Systems website. We were harassed by EuroMillions Bureaucrats, Illinois gangsters from Chicago and businesswomen from New York state Lotto, but steadfast in our approach they will have to wait... we narrowly escaped with our lives and will not renege on the promise that they would be included on the lotto systems site soon, but for now the big 5 lotto hosts are as follows;
Mr United Kingdom
Senorita Spain
Mr Florida
Mr Ireland
Mr Canada
We believe in equal opportunities and in their race to become the top lotto balls on the internet, these lotto balls have bounced through hoops and beat thousands of other competitors to secure their rise to fame that this prominent position will bring to each and every one of them. Lotto Systems will remain their sole agent and will administer their public duties and appearances.
The lotto balls have all signed up to the anonymity clause offered in their lotto systems contract and whilst we cannot confirm their true identities at this time we can legitimately offer details of how they came to become the internet’s most revered lotto balls;
It was fairly inevitable that there would be a UK presence as Lotto Systems is being administered from the UK, but that didn’t make the search for a Mr uk-lotto any easier. Mr uk-lotto has taken a leave of absence from government duties in order to pursue a more relaxing career as the UK lotto hosting ball. Mr uk-lotto says he likes his drinks shaken and not stirred and by all accounts during the interview process he certainly did cause a stir amongst the lady candidates.
This beautiful and endearing senorita was discovered in Spain by our talent scouts in Madrid where she was the lead dancer in a lesser known lotto production company. She wishes to eventually settle down with her ideal man who she is yet to find and she stated that she does not mind if he is "El Gordo". She adds that she has always had an interest in mathematics and lotto but has struggled to be taken seriously by academics due to her extroverted and sometimes overpowering nature.
Possibly against all the odds Mr florida-lottery came to be with us. His distinct lack of orange led him to be in the minority of lotto candidates up for interview, yet his love of lottery and gaming which have gained him experience throughout the U.S. certainly qualified him for the role. Mr florida-lottery comes from a long line of professional florida-lottery gamblers, none of which have died from natural causes. Hoping to break from the mould he is looking for a soul mate to share his lotto wealth and old age with.
Far be it from being a stereotypical leprechaun, Mr lotto-irish experiences have led him to seek a new vocation. Having given away several pots of gold he has been exiled from his home in Ireland. He is now hoping through social media to offer those who so desire the opportunity to win a pot of lotto gold. Mr lotto-irish went through extreme psychometric testing and psycho analysis as part of the interview process. Mr lotto-irish experiences of dealing with gold are second to none yet the Lotto Systems interview panel needed to be certain of his sincerity towards this new role.
Likely to be the most trouble free of all the candidates, Mr Canada 649 has a background as a Canadian Mountie. As a highly respected member of his community it is hoped he will be a calming influence on the rest of the hosting team. Mr Canada 649 has a non assuming character; he is however quietly confident that his analytical and structured approach to problem solving and number investigations could make him an eventual leader of the lotto ball team. We wish Mr Canada 649 all the best in his new lotto role.
La Senorita of Spanish-lotto and the other lotto hosts have already expressed a desire to capitalise on their new positions by expanding their follower base. They will therefore be starting their own facebook pages in the near future where their progress as hostess and hosts will be able to be followed.
